Pet Owners

This recently appeared as a facebook friends status.

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS who visit our homes, don't complain about our pets! 1) They live here, you don't. 2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'Fur'-niture. 3) Chances are, I love my pets WAY more than I like you. 4) To you, they are animals... To me, they are family who are hairy, walk on all four legs & don't talk back! Repost if you love your pet

 This is the kinds of stuff that makes me hate pets and pet owners.  Do I as a living, breathing, thinking human being not deserve more courtesies or right when visiting someone?

Flakes!

I dislike flaky girls.  they drive me nuts!  They get your hopes up and then smash you two pieces.  Grow up already.  In all honesty it is partially my fault this time though, I know better then to let this one tempt me.  But that's what happens when you have been condemned to the desert, you have almost no girls to chose from, and all but two are very young and one of the two is relatively young.

ARG!

Just poke out my left eye!

Ugly... I mean Skinny Jeans

Skinny Jeans drive me nuts, as do the typical cloths worn with them.  I don't get them, they're not flattering on anyone and only look okay on very few people.  The only reason I can think that people wear skinny jeans is because some musician or movie star they like wears them.  But that's not a very good reason to wear anything, is it?

A little while ago a friend pointed out that people wearing skinny jeans look like Doritos Chips.  And it's true, it makes people look a triangle standing on it's point.  In the 50s and I think 60s a big insult was calling someone a square.  Well you know what is worse than being a square?  Being a triangle!  Just say NO to skinny jeans!

I've got beef!

This is my fourth blog. Why is it my fourth blog you ask? Because I am a Computer Engineer and try to use good computer programing practices. I try to use Object Oriented programing when it is appropriate. So I am decoupling and making cohesive blogs. Meaning that certain blogs are about certain things. So when you read one of my blogs you have a general sense of what it is going to be about.

This is my beef blog. Not the meat, but the feeling/attitude. This is the blog where I will vent my feeling. Where I will let you know about my pet pevs and the things that tick me off. Or sometimes on a gentler not the things that I have mixed feeling about.

As a warning I'm a pretty opinionated guy and I'm not going to soften anything up here so don't go getting offended.