Flakes!

I dislike flaky girls.  they drive me nuts!  They get your hopes up and then smash you two pieces.  Grow up already.  In all honesty it is partially my fault this time though, I know better then to let this one tempt me.  But that's what happens when you have been condemned to the desert, you have almost no girls to chose from, and all but two are very young and one of the two is relatively young.

ARG!

Just poke out my left eye!

Ugly... I mean Skinny Jeans

Skinny Jeans drive me nuts, as do the typical cloths worn with them.  I don't get them, they're not flattering on anyone and only look okay on very few people.  The only reason I can think that people wear skinny jeans is because some musician or movie star they like wears them.  But that's not a very good reason to wear anything, is it?

A little while ago a friend pointed out that people wearing skinny jeans look like Doritos Chips.  And it's true, it makes people look a triangle standing on it's point.  In the 50s and I think 60s a big insult was calling someone a square.  Well you know what is worse than being a square?  Being a triangle!  Just say NO to skinny jeans!